Added: Jul 5, 2008
From: StrikerlandMovies
Duration: 3:52
Read it here... believe me the audio is funnier Let me start off this painfully fast video by saying one thing.What internet provide does not have a 24/7 technical support line? This shocks me very much because I'm remember seeing a 24 hour support line for a fucking McDonalds toy that was made back in the 90's. And that was rare to see a 24 hour line because back in that day. Cell phones were the size of bricks and Kraft dinner actually served more than two people.(Intro)Ok so my internet provider is going to be UN named in this video because I really don't want them to hunt me down and clean me out quicker than a buffet during the fat awareness meeting. I'm just going to call them KOS because that what's everyone calls them. That's not there technical name so I can't get in trouble. So KOS provides high speed internet to rural regions that aren't fortunate enough to get the glories of cable internet. How they do this is through this BRILLANT new system called Wireless Broadband. I know sound pretty good eh?How the system works is there is this tower behind my house that connects to any cell phone tower and gets the internet through the data networks. The glorious thing about this system is that the range of it is much greater then a cell phone. Example. With a cell phone, if I'm about 15km away from a tower it will switch to the next closest tower. This system I have keeps a constant connection with the tower and I can be more than 45 KM away from and still get a full signal.THERE NOW YOU CANT SAY I DIDNT GIVE IT A FUCKING CHANCE.As much as there are several things good with it....well....one thing that's good with it. The frequency that the tower sends the signal at is between 500 MHZ and 2.5GHZ. Yeah, if you a nerd like myself you see a problem with that. For all you people that don't understand that are the common frequency range for most cordless. So, have most of you know cordless phones are horrible for interference with other things on the same frequency. Another thing that is an issue with the horrible internet connection is kind of obscure. I don't know what the fuck is the resigning behind this but it just does it. It seems that the receiver box on the tower is like an ecstasy and sex bar for the common beetles and other various bugs. So randomly threw out the day you will drastically loose internet speed or even loose it completely. Has this got more respective during random time in the day I actually ventured outside and looked up at the receiver box at the top of the tower and found a massive interracial sex orgy with bugs. I wasn't going climb up there because if I shooed them away because I probably would of got stung fell 50 feet and died all to get a lousy internet connection working. The one biggest thing that really doesn't help is the lack of tech support with KOS. The hours of operation for the tech support are Monday to Saturday 10am to 4pm. This doesn't help when all the bug orgies and cordless phone interruptions happen at night or on Sunday. When I do actually get a hold of someone for one I can't understand a fucking word there saying. For all I know I'm calling durka durka stan. They always tell me the same bloody things. Its either renew you ip address by doing a 400 000 step task. Or, un plug the battery in the cordless phone. I'm not going to the second one because with my luck ill lose my focus because my internet is back back not know there is a killer in my room, get stabbed and not be able to call 911 because they told me to unhook the phone... Ok that's a little extreme but you get the point. Also no phone = no pizza which made for an angry striker.Some people have said just get a 5.2GHZ phone... Well that's all good and fine but it won't make a difference when you live in a house that was turned into apartments and have 4 other people with 2.4ghz cordless phones.So long story short, don't get this internet connection if you have 4000 cordless phones or have common bug orgies in your back yard. But if you live in an old home with one phone with the cord the size of a cheesie then this is right for you!Not to mention the 500 dollars install fee and 49 dollars a month.
Channel: People
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