xRobot: Portcon 08 Skit Shinigami Swears Videos

Added: Jul 6, 2008

From: Shuichibaka16

Duration: 3:8

OUR SKIT for the portcon 08 mascarade We based this skit off of the potter puppet pals "WIZARD SWEARS" created by Neil Cicereiga(probly didn't spell that right sorry Neil) so the idea is not mine. but the idea of writing the parody was.I was Mello I want to say special thanks to all of my people who made this a success!! especially our L who helped write and our matt and light because it was their first time on stage ever!! and misa too just 'cause we love her.we actually got a judges pick award from Sketch. you rule man!! since the lighting is bad and the sound is fuzzy here is the script. if you notice that some of the lines are missing it's 'cause we had to cut it down to about two minutes. anyways EnjoyLight: Hey Ryuk.I just found this list in the back of my death note. I didn't know shinigami had swears.Ryuk: Sure we do like (Stage whisper) applesauce.Light: Applesauce? (Incredulous)Ryuk: Shh! not so loud.Matt and Mello: (enter) Do we detect fowl mouthedness?Light: Yeah Ryuk is teaching me Shinigami swears!!Mello and Matt: (look at each other) who?Light: (sighs) Just touch this ok? (holds out death note which the two touch)Mello and Matt: (see ryuk) Aaah!Matt: Cool. (looks at list) Swears, huh?Mello: ooh sounds fun! let me see that list. (takes from Light)Matt: Jooshy? That's beautiful.Ryuk: Good one!Matt: how about this one? Yaoi (Mello grabs his mouth)Ryuk: Oh, great. -_-Light: well if you want, I COULD go grab L and Mello: Not in front of the CHILDREN!!!(Misa enters.)Misa: LIGHT!! How dare you teach these boys such language!!Light: But I - Misa: And Ryuk, you should be ashamed of yourself. Ryuk: But I!Misa: When I get back you had better have cleaned out your mouth!!(Stomps off, L enters eating cake)Light: She scares me sometimes.(Enter L.)L: Oh hey light, what are you doing?Light: we're saying naughty shinigami swears!!L: Shinigami!!? (freaks out)Mello: What's this one?Matt: (turns seriously to the audience) Fanfiction.L:(gasps) You guys! I am 97% sure you should not be saying things like that!! The scary woman will hear us!Light: Aww come on L! Go on, try one! (hands him the list)L: noLight: pleaseL: noLight: pleaseL: nuhuh.Light: yesL: alright I'll do itLight: Damn right you will.L: (quavering) W-Wammy Wankers!Mello: HOW DARE YOU!! After that place raised you and nurtured you?L: But it's on the list!!Matt: leave us and never come back.Light: (glares at L then takes his cake)give me that!(L runs away crying)Mello:that was kinda harsh.Matt: He didn't mean it.Light: I mean every word I ever say ever because I'm Kir..Er..Light Yagami! Heh!(shoves cake in mouth)Misa: ok I'm back are you guys done swearing yet?Light: (nods) Misa: good 'cause I think it's totally irresponsible for you to-Matt: (cuts her off) Rotten apples(A beat.)Misa: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Mello:...L's socksMisa: I don't get it! L doesn't even - (suddenly gets it, groaning.) BOYS are so stupid. (goes off)Light- (Gets an idea) Hey Ryuk..now that she's gone ..do you know any olden times, other realm Shinigami swears..Ryuk:There IS one, but I dunno, Light...it's pre-tty powerful.Light- Come on don't be ridiculous just tell me!Ryuk: OK, but before the scary female comes back. (Takes a deep breath) Your mother is a?.ing?..Gorihala??..necromanoa???NARUTARD???shinigami?ing NATE RIVERS?.with a bucket of..?Juice?..chocolate?..MATSUDA FALLING ON A???..under L's chair where no one can hear you??....soup??and a death note WITH DRAWINGS OF??strawberries??..Kira??.ALAKAZAM!(L and misa wander on.)all: What? (all die.)

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Tags: 08  cosplay  death  light  matt  mello  misa  note  parody  portcon  shinigami  skit  swears 

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